1. Their smiles are the scariest thing you could ever see. 2. They’re too vicious to cuddle with. 3. You can’t trust them to be gentle, even with a piece of watermelon. 4.
They really aren’t that cute as puppies. 5. And they just become uglier with age. 6. They’re always grumpy. 7. They have ZERO capacity for love. 8. They absolutely HATE going on car rides.
9. And just the sight of them strikes terror within other animal species. 10. Their bugged-out eyes aren’t cute at all. 11. And their ears are totally ridiculous. 12.
They never calm down, not even for a minute. 13. And never want to go on fun outdoor adventures. 14. They can’t stand bellyrubs. 15. And walks? No thank you! 16. In conclusion, chihuahuas are yappy, annoying dogs who are always hyper. 17. And they have zero chill. I mean, who would ever want one?